Sunday, September 7, 2014

Moves like Jagger


It's really bloody late, and I have spent the latter half of day, losing maybe 5% of my body weight in sweat in a hut of steamy doom, but DG is refusing to let me sleep until I write a post.

I did experience something entirely different today, and I do want to share it with all of you, but I want to dedicate a better amount of time to it, largely because I possibly accidentally met my spirit animal.  That, or I was hallucinating in the throes of pseudo-death.

Anyway, I don't want to make this post a total cop-out.  So... um...

World, meet Jagger:

Jagger is a majestic beast:


Majestic as fuck.


"Draw me like one of your French girls."

And so brilliant, too.  Here we see Professor McPuppers after a long day of berating students for their improper use of the Oxford Comma.


Your life has now been made over 9000x better today.


You're welcome.

(Also, so you know, f--- you if you are prejudiced against rottweilers.  The end.)

Until the next.

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