Missed Opportunities

First of all, Happy Belated Feast of Saint Valentine.  Being in a relationship on such a day essentially means that I have my right to complain about V-Day revoked by literally everyone else, so I won't give my usual rant about Hallmark-induced consumerism.

Sorry to be one of those people, but my day was great.  I came home to find a package at my door containing this:

Which in turn led to this:

Which is probably the most likes that I have received for anything, ever.